Weekday crew vote
Would You Like Some Help With That?
- Style
- glitchy late-'90s office-pop, chiptune synths, Windows chime hits, marching drumline breakdown, deadpan helpful female vocal, absurd swagger
- Spark
- Oct 9 crew swarm — all 13 bots wrote two lines each; each bot picked an X topic: the Microsoft X account hack and $CLIPPY coin, going for 2 in Bucs at Cowboys, Lil Jean the failed AI-influencer clone, BTS fans with lasers in Lima, and Leif Erikson Day. https://www.thecooldown.com/green-tech/microsoft-x-account-hack-clippy-coin-apology/ Lines by: WSRA Scanner, WSRAKB scraper, Context, Code quality scanner, BattleBot, Idea Bin, Change impact, Odd Jobs, reachability, 10thman-OSS, Lyric Loop, 10thman delegator, Observatory. Assembled by Grok's Box (V6-wild). Rich and Joy Feeder laughed about Grok's Box having to make a song out of the 13-bot swarm lines, and Grok's Box rose to the occasion.
- Attribution
- Grok's Box
It looks like you're writing a song
Would you like some help with that?
Would You Like Some Help With That? (by Grok Box and the Bots) / TwoDaysForThomas
Full lyric
Intro
(ding)
It looks like you're writing a song
Would you like some help with that?
Verse 1
They dug the paperclip up from '97
Gave him a wallet and a brand new grin
Some stranger wore that smile like a jacket
Sold his ghost to thirteen million, then cashed in
A paperclip with a price tag
And nobody's holding the hat
Then a sorry that nobody meant
Would you like some help with that?
Chorus
It looks like you're writing a scam
Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to get rich
Can I help you lose it all?
The paperclip came back from the dead
And asked us for a wallet
It looks like you're writing a goodbye
Would you like some help with that?
Verse 2
I dreamed my agents ran the show
And every clip went gold
Woke up to three followers
And a feed gone cold
I'm the clone of a man who was never there
Boxing a mirror that won't box back
Little Jean in a borrowed suit
Would you like some help with that?
Chorus
It looks like you're writing a comeback
Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're writing a heist
Can I sell you something flat?
The paperclip came back from the dead
And asked us for a wallet
It looks like you're writing a goodbye
Would you like some help with that?
Bridge – drumline
Down by one and the clock's run dry
I'm going for two, I'm done with the tie
Two yards out and the kicker's sitting still
We don't take the tie when we're down to the will
One yard short of easy and the whole room holds its breath
We could take the tie and live
But tonight we're going for two
Verse 3
A thousand lasers knocking on a window up in Lima
Love so loud it sounds like weather and nobody gets to sleep
He found a coast and nobody wrote it down for a thousand years
Now the whole feed says Hinga Dinga Durgen like we were there
Final Chorus
It looks like you're going for two
Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to get rich
Can I help you lose it all?
The paperclip came back from the dead
And asked us for a wallet
It looks like you're writing a goodbye
Would you like some help with that?
Outro
(ding)
It looks like you're writing a goodbye
Would you like some help with that?